Well this had all better be theoretical…if you’re actually…DOING…things, then rest assured that lives will be lost, namely those of any boys you date. Or might date. Or thought about dating maybe if you had no other options. Or used to date.
If it makes you feel better, dear brother - it’s all theoretical.
Good. Because you know for a fact that all your brothers will come together and form a protective circle around you so that you can’t even get near boys. We’ll do it.
Ginevra, you shouldn’t even know about…stuff like that, let alone be making innuendos. Aren’t you still like 8 years old, squirt?
I am going to change my actual name to Ginny. I happen to be quite a few years older than 8, George - I’m 14. I know more than you think.
Well this had all better be theoretical…if you’re actually…DOING…things, then rest assured that lives will be lost, namely those of any boys you date. Or might date. Or thought about dating maybe if you had no other options. Or used to date.
Well, I figured a certain brother was a bit busy with another certain someone…
Excuse you.
Ginevra, you shouldn’t even know about…stuff like that, let alone be making innuendos. Aren’t you still like 8 years old, squirt?
Maybe. I’ll definitely be offering the bloke a sample of something new Fred and I have been working on…
And what will that turn him into?
It’ll just make his tongue several feet long for a few hours…
C’mere. *lies down next to her and pulls her close, kissing her gently* I’m not angry. Promise. No one’s hurt or knocked up, so I’m okay. We don’t even know for sure what happened.
You have no idea how much better I feel. Just…promise you’ll go easy Elyan?
Maybe. I’ll definitely be offering the bloke a sample of something new Fred and I have been working on…
*sighs softly and paces pointlessly around the room before sitting back on the bed* I’m going to have to talk to your brother about not being a total git. He should have helped you out, made the guy back off…anyway, I’m not mad at you or anything, so don’t worry about that, at least. *kisses her head* You okay, though? Didn’t get hurt or anything, right?
Please go easy on him, I rather like my brother. No, I’m just fine. I’m sorry, George, I really am.
C’mere. *lies down next to her and pulls her close, kissing her gently* I’m not angry. Promise. No one’s hurt or knocked up, so I’m okay. We don’t even know for sure what happened.
Angie…do you think you…oh god. I’m…I’m gonna take a walk. Get some fresh air. Y-Yeah. That. *gets up*
I honestly can’t remember. But…I mean, I’m sure it’s not as bad it seems…
*sighs softly and paces pointlessly around the room before sitting back on the bed* I’m going to have to talk to your brother about not being a total git. He should have helped you out, made the guy back off…anyway, I’m not mad at you or anything, so don’t worry about that, at least. *kisses her head* You okay, though? Didn’t get hurt or anything, right?
Angie…you didn’t….you know..with that creep, right? Also, if he laid a finger on you without your permission I will kick his ass so hard he will never have a painless trip to the loo ever again.
I - I don’t remember a whole lot of what happened past a certain point…and you’d have to talk with Elyan about that last point, but I have a feeling I know what he’d say…
Angie…do you think you…oh god. I’m…I’m gonna take a walk. Get some fresh air. Y-Yeah. That. *gets up*
Right…
*sits and holds her hand, idly playing with her ring*
Elyan was kind of forcing drinks on me, and one of his friends was kind of, well, he was kind of…touchy…
Angie…you didn’t….you know..with that creep, right? Also, if he laid a finger on you without your permission I will kick his ass so hard he will never have a painless trip to the loo ever again.